Two caterpillars are escaping a spider. They climb up a branch and get to the edge, but realize they are now trapped.
“Hold on tight!” says the first caterpillar and he quickly chews through the branch.
It snaps and they begin to fall, but he grabs two protruding twigs and uses them to steer the branch through the air with grace and finesse.
“That’s amazing!” says the second caterpillar. “How in the hell are you doing that?”
The first caterpillar scoffs.
“Am I the only one in the whole damn forest who knows how to drive a stick?”