A patient wakes up after his operation.
The doctor places his hand on the man’s shoulder and tells him, “I have some good news and I have some bad news”.
The man asks the doctor for the bad news first.
“I am afraid we have had to amputate both your legs..” says the doctor
The man is naturally upset and shocked at the news and after a few moments manages to compose himself. He asks the doctor what the good news is.
“The man in the bed next to you wants to buy your slippers.”