Dragon Fighter

Old Man: Gather round, hear the story of how I fought the dragon!

Kid 1: Let’s hear it!

Old Man:-

I was wandering the woods, eager for excitement, when I saw a horrible beast

It had the head and tail of a monstrous lizard, the body and feet of a great bear, and the strength and back of a powerful bull

I leapt at the horrid thing, but it was as cold and impassive as a statue. Even my hardest strikes bounced aside, as if its skin was concrete

With a terrible rage, I grabbed a stick and raised it at the dragon’s leer, putting all of my strength into this final strike..

Kid 2: What happened next?

Old Man: They kicked me out and banned me from Crystal Palace Park.

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