Old Man: Gather round, hear the story of how I fought the dragon!
Kid 1: Let’s hear it!
I was wandering the woods, eager for excitement, when I saw a horrible beast
It had the head and tail of a monstrous lizard, the body and feet of a great bear, and the strength and back of a powerful bull
I leapt at the horrid thing, but it was as cold and impassive as a statue. Even my hardest strikes bounced aside, as if its skin was concrete
With a terrible rage, I grabbed a stick and raised it at the dragon’s leer, putting all of my strength into this final strike..
Kid 2: What happened next?
Old Man: They kicked me out and banned me from Crystal Palace Park.