Beating his Wife

The police showed up at our house because they got a call about suspicious activity in the area and stopped to see if we knew anything.

Officer: “We saw you both sprinting to the door of your home and thought we would make sure everyone is alright.”

Me: Speechless from not being able to catch my breath

Wife: “he beat me!”

I was immediately handcuffed and booked into the county jail. Long story short, that’s the last time I race my wife back from the bar and win.

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