A bloke found himself stranded on a desert island with six women. To keep it fair, it was decided he would service a different woman every night and have Mondays free. After a few months the man was exhausted, realising how tiring it was to perform constantly every night except one. Then one day, to his joy, he found a man washed up on the beach who would be able to take some of the workload from him. However, his hopes were shattered when the man’s first words were, “Hi, gorgeous, how about the kiss of life?”
‘Oh f*ck,’ thinks the man, ‘there goes Mondays.’
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