Bikini and some Wood

An old couple is sitting on the beach.
The old man looks on as a slim and pretty young lady in a bikini walks past. He nudges the old lady and says with a smile, “it truly is the thin twigs that get the fire going”.

The old lady looks at him with a very unimpressed expression and replies, “…and it’s the big fat logs that cook the food”.

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