A woman was caught with drugs in her hand by a cop while in the bathroom of a nightclub.
The woman swears that the drugs are not hers and promises that, “They aren’t mine – I found them here and I tried to flush them down the toilet. However, every single time I flush the drugs down the drain they just keep re-appearing magically in my hands or my pockets!”
The cop, obviously in disbelief, tells the woman, “Show me.”
So the woman tosses the bag of drugs into the toilet, then flushes it. The bag swishes down. The cop then stares at the woman’s empty hand as the bag is flushed down.
“Well,” says the cop, “where are the drugs now?”
“What drugs?”
