A blind rabbit and a blind snake were friends. One day the blind rabbit told the blind snake that he didn’t know what he was, because he couldn’t see. So he asked the snake for help in determining what he was.
The blind snake slithered up to the blind rabbit, felt it all over and said: “You have long, furry ears and a short little tail. You must be a rabbit.”
The blind rabbit was delighted with the news, and agreed to repay the favour so that the blind snake could find out what he was.
The blind rabbit felt the blind snake all over and finally declared: “You’re cold, you’re slimy and you don’t have any balls. You must be a banker.”