The aircraft carrier captain saw a light whilst at sea.
“Tell the signalman to warn that boat to turn to port to avoid a collision.”
But the light flashes back “YOU turn to port to avoid a collision.”
The captain, incensed, sends the message “This is a 200 kiloton aircraft carrier with 50 warplanes, atomic bombs and cruise missiles! YOU turn to the left to avoid a collision!”
The light flashes back “This is a lighthouse. Your call.”
