A man gets shipwrecked on a desert island with only a dog and a pig. After many weeks without the touch of a woman – the pig begins to look very attractive. One night, the deprived man begins to chance his luck with the pig. Over dinner, he tweaks its tail, plays footsie with its trotters, and cuddles in close. The dog, witnessing all this, becomes very jealous, and begins to ferociously bite the man. He decides to forego his urges to another time.
A few nights later, underneath a moonlit sky, the man looks at the pig, and again, it looks beautiful. He waits to the dog is asleep, then slowly, he creeps over to his porcine partner. When he reaches the pig, the dog awakes! With growls and barks, the man knows he has to make a speedy exit – again he foregoes.
A few nights later, another ship maroons on the island with only one survivor. A beautiful, blonde, supermodel makes her way off the ship and onto the beach. The man is delighted to see her! After a brief conversation, she realises this man’s need of immediate relief.
With a twinkle in her eye she asks:
‘Is there anything I can do for you?’
‘Yeah!’ Said the man excitedly, ‘you can hold down that dog!’