Joe goes to the pharmacy and asks for two viagras. The pharmacist:
“You don’t need two pills, one is enough.”
“I need two!”
“I will repeat you again, one is more than enough.”
“I need two.”
“So, why two?”
“Two girls will come to my place, tonight. We will have a romantic dinner, music in background, we will drink a couple glasses of wine, we will cuddle and have a long night together. I need two pills to satisfy both of them.”
After having listen the man, the pharmacist sells him two pills. The next day, Joe enters in the same pharmacy, rubbing his hands. The pharmacist:
“Good morning. How can I help you today?”
“I need a hand balm.”
“Why hand balm?”
“They didn’t come yesterday.”
