A woman on her bike was riding through the countryside during the middle ages, playing her guitar and singing songs.
When she came upon a dashing knight in the woods, practicing his swordsmanship. The knight was struck by her beauty and started a conversation. which quickly turned into flirting.
The knight straddled the front wheel of her bike and started to passionately kiss her. The woman said “No we have to stop…”
“Why?” asked the knight
The woman replied…”Because I’m on my Minstrel cycle…”
