Pizza for the Dalai Lama

The Dalai Lama walks in to a pizza shop.
He asks “Can you make me one with everything?”
He hands over $50, and the shopkeeper gives him his pizza, but no change.

“Where’s my change?” asks the Dalai Lama

“Change comes from within.”

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