After some pressure from his family a man who is hard of hearing visits his doctor.
After a lengthy examination, the doctor identifies the problem and prescribes the solution. He takes it and the doctor tells him to come back in a week to check that everything is A-OK.
A week later he revisits. The doc announces, “You’re hearing is perfect. Your family must be delighted.”
He replies. “Oh, I haven’t told them yet, I just sit around the house listening to them. So far I’ve changed my will three times.”