Buying Cyanide

A calm, respected woman walks into a Pharmacy. As she walks in, she goes right up to the pharmacist, looks him straight into his eyes and said;

“I would like to buy some cyanide,”

The pharmacist asked her:

“why in the world do you need cyanide?”

She said:

“I need it to poison my husband.”

The pharmacists eyes got really big and he exclaimed:

“Lord Have Mercy I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband. That’s against the law. I’ll lose my license,they will throw us both in jail. All kinds of bad stuff will happen. Absolutely not. you CANNOT HAVE ANY CYANIDE.”

The lady then pulls a picture out of her purse showing him her husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife. The pharmacist examines the picture for a couple minutes, sighs and hands it back saying:

“Well now thats different. You didn’t tell me you had a prescription.”


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