Two knights stood to face each other.
They both unsheathed their weapons, ready to duel.
The first knight drew his longsword, confident he would defeat his opponent with wit and skill.
The second knight drew a large block of cheddar cheese.
The first knight scoffed and said, “And just how to you expect to best me with that?!”
“That’s easy,” said the second knight. ” It’s extra sharp.”