An old woman passed away. Her 25 children attended the funeral.
The priest spoke of her extraordinary life:
“She married John and they had had 13 children before he passed. Then she remarried. She and her beloved Richard had 7 children. But he sadly died as well. But she married again and had 5 children with Michael. Now she is at rest. Thank you, Lord for such a loving woman. They are finally together again.”
One daughter leaned over and whispered to her half sister, “Do you think he is talking about my dad or yours?”
Their half brother leaned forward and whispered, “He’s talking about her legs!”