A man walks into a bar and sees 2 steaks hanging from the ceiling.
He sits down and orders a beer, and asks the bartender
“what’s the deal with the steaks?”
“It’s a competition. If you can jump up and slap both steaks at the same time, one with each hand, you win the bar. If you try and fail, though, you pay for everyone’s drinks for the rest of the night.”
The man sits and thinks it over, and a couple minutes later the bartender asks if he wants to have a go.
“Nah, the steaks are too high.”
