My tinder date invited me back to her house tonight, and while she was in the bathroom, I had a cheeky look in her wardrobe. Inside, there was a nurse outfit, a police woman’s uniform and a full dominatrix bodysuit, so I quickly pulled on my pants and snuck out of there.
I don’t want a girlfriend who can’t hold down a job.
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