Chocolate

Aliens arrive on earth.

All political and religious leaders line up to meet with them.

Finally it’s the Pope’s turn, and he asks them about Jesus.

Pope: “So have you heard about Jesus?”

Alien: “Yeah! Nice guy, comes to visit every year!”

The Pope is puzzled by this, and he replies “that’s weird, he came here 2000 years ago and he did say he was coming back but we are still waiting…”

The aliens reply “hum… is your chocolate any good?”

Now the Pope is lost for words… “but… what does chocolate have to do with anything?”

And the aliens reply “when he came to our planet we threw him a party and we gave him some chocolates that he appreciates every time he comes back. What did you do when he came here?”