About Sheldon

A man walks out of his office during a thundershower…
and, lo and behold, there’s an empty taxi right there! He hops in and remarks to the driver how lucky he is to get a taxi in such weather. The cabbie turns to him and says, “You obviously have perfect timing…just like Sheldon.”
“Sheldon Schwartz. Now that guy was a guy who did everything right. He was the luckiest guy in the world. Probably the closest thing to human perfection this planet has ever seen. For example, Sheldon always managed to get a parking spot in front of the door, no matter where he went.”
“Ahhh, come on! You’re exaggerating. Nobody’s that lucky!” says the passenger.
“Sheldon was,” says the cabbie. “Not only was he lucky, but he was an amazing athlete. He easily could have been a golf or tennis pro. He had a voice that would shame Placido Domingo into giving up opera! He was handsome and sophisticated, more than Cary Grant. Boy, you should have seen him in a tuxedo! He was a prime physical specimen- big tall and strong. He was also a terrific businessman. Everything he touched turned to gold. And boy! What a wonderful card player!”
“Oh, come on!” said the passenger. “You’re making this up!”
“No. I’m not. Sheldon had other gifts too. Like, he always knew how to please a woman. He was brilliant also. There was nothing he didn’t know, nothing he couldn’t fix. Not like me. I change a fuse, and I short out the entire neighbourhood. And boy, did he know how to tell a story! He was the life of every party!”
“Wow, he sounds incredible. How did you know this Sheldon?” the passenger says.
“Well, I never actually met him,” admits the cabbie.
“Then how do you know so much about him?” the passenger asks.
“After he died, I married his wife.”

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