A passenger airplane is flying over the ocean.
When all of a sudden the plane experiences a violent jolt. The captain comes over the speaker and says “We have experienced engine failure, and unfortunately, there is nothing we can do. The plane is going down.”
While the passengers are contemplating certain death, a woman stands up, rips off her blouse, and yells “My entire life I have never been with a man. Is there a man on board who will make me feel like a woman before I die?!”
Just then, a man stands up in the back and yells “I will!” He approaches the woman, takes off all of his clothes, and she also takes off her clothes. There they are, both naked, staring intensely into each other’s eyes. The man then hands her his clothes and says, “Here, wash these for me, will ya?”
